The Word Detective Bookshop
Have you ever
wondered how language columnists
Have you been assuming that we spend our days frequenting colorful waterfront taverns, soaking up nautical lingo like stenographic sponges, or that we while away our afternoons loitering on street corners, hoping to overhear the latest nugget of slang? Do you picture us sweating out the lobster shift as short-order cooks to plumb the depths of diner jargon? Haunting hardware stores in our desperate longing to snag some tidbits of plumbers' vernacular?
Don't be silly. To paraphrase the Wizard of Oz (the patron saint of the mail-order etymology racket), what the language columnist has that you don't have is ... books.
Well, actually, some of us have offices and secretaries and Nexis accounts and even research assistants, but most of us just have books.
That's right, books, and lots of them. Books in the study, books in the bedroom, books in the kitchen sink (we eat out a lot). Books upon books upon books, great tottering stacks of books, so many books that the cat has to climb two encyclopedias and a three-foot stack of unopened mail (oops) just to take a simple nap. Books. Books. Books. Yessiree, books.
But not just any books. Word books. Books about word origins, usage and grammar. Dictionaries, both general and etymological. Glossaries of trade jargon and underworld cant, sports lingo and clichés, slang of all ages and half a dozen continents.
Finding such books, however, often requires both dogged persistence and a good deal of luck. Even most large bookstores carry only general purpose dictionaries and, at most, a smattering of grammar and word origins books.
But now, The Word Detective, in association with Amazon.com, is making available a selection of the best language reference books in the world.
Here's how it works: click on any one of the book titles on our catalog page and you will be instantly (more or less) transported to the book's page at the Amazon.com site, where you'll be able to order the book simply by clicking a button. The easiest way to pay is by credit card, and once your card number is on file at Amazon.com, you need only to give them your account password to order books from then on.
Mandatory full disclosure: The Word Detective receives a small percentage of the cover price of books ordered through this page. The price you pay is unaffected by this vulgar kickback and will most likely actually be somewhat less than you'd pay elsewhere.
If you've ever wished that you could, in
some small way, help to support the vital work of
But in order for The Word Detective to receive its cut, you must order your books through our page. You can go traipsing around the Amazon.com site to your heart's content, gawking at all the neat books as long as you like. But if you leave the Amazon site, please come back here and click on the book's title before you order any of the books we list. The reason for this is that our catalog page sends a special code to the Amazon.com site that lets them know that we should get our commission.
Please keep in mind that all inquiries regarding the status of your order or other questions should be addressed to Amazon.com, not to us.
OK, OK, I get it. Take me to the books.